Just a light hearted post for Xmas-the text below was received on a Xmas card/letter from friends in Truro (They are not aware of my interest in this subject)
If English is not your first language (and you can understand this),or if you are visually impaired (in which case get a friend to read this), and especially if you are chronologically gifted (and therefore vulnerable and preferably demented), call 0870 RIPOFF NOW to WIN YOUR FREE alternative formate of this letter (resources permitting and if your request is considered reasonable). Our simple (award winning, 15 levels with 10 options) call menu system will allow you to select the formate you require (following a compulsory 15 minute diatribe about Gordon Brown). calls will be charged at a minimum of £5 per minute (plus any other bits we can tack on). you will probably be cut off abitararily just before our call centre start actually talk to you, in which case try again. If you can understand this, please call and explain it to us. Thank you. We are committed to excellence in customer care, equality, diversity, motherhood and apple pie. Your calls WILL be recorded. We need a laugh. We cannot understand why our customers hate us, but we don't really care, as our pensions are well protected. Your call really is important to us. PLEASE HOLD.

Merry Christmas to all site members. ;)