Guys, in case you missed my posting on uk.telecom.mobile and uk.telecom then I would like to announce an ultra-cheap phone service.

Heh!

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Dear Punter, er, I mean Esteemed Customer,

I am pleased to announce the launch of my new third-party telephone service
which I believe will be of interest to all of us who are trying so very hard
these troubled days to save a bit of money and scrape together a decent
living.  

Click here for sound of violins.  http://tinyurl.com/6y74z  

This is how our new service works.  You make a phone call with our new 18666
service and WE GIVE YOU 1p A MINUTE for every minute or part minute which
you are connected.  If you are connected for more than 15 minutes then we
give you 2p a minute after that.  You can't say fairer than that.

The BT override code for this service is 666.  Or you can dial in to our
Freefone number 0800 582 4337 (remember "LUCIFER") or use 01234 666 666.  

Of course, to make our payments to you we will need to put all that lovely
money in your credit card account.  So please let us have your credit card
details.  We are a Swiss-registered company so you can't touch us, er, I
mean we operate to the highest financial standards (i.e. we make a lot of
money).

To keep our costs down we have no expensive customer services centre.  In
fact we don't even want to waste your money and our money on a web site or
anything like an email address.  At to keep costs even lower we don't have
any customer service.

Please note that we have no connection with "Call 18866"
http://www.call18866.co.uk/ who actually charge you money to get your credit
card details on a continuous withdrawal authority.  We, on the other hand,
pay you a few pence for the same privilege.

This offer is open to anyone who is aged over 21 or is aged 20 and under.  
All you need is a credit card and an eye for bargains like this.



Coming soon ... our new petrol station which gives you a free gallon of
petrol for every visit you make when you purchase by credit card.  Watch out
for details.