They've just started to call me as well. Luckily my answering machine picks up so it costs them every time they phone! Perhaps that is a solution.... get an answering machine and do call screening for a while.
If they ever manage to catch me then I'm going to following the line of:
"We don't use / need them here!"
e.g. "We don't use Windows here!", "We don't use cars so don't need a garage!", etc.
Hope I can keep myself from bursting out laughing while doin' it!
Got this idea from a blog posting I made a while back, to which someone suggested this scheme.
Check out the blog entry and the website that is full of information on making this scheme work for you:
http://www.roundtripsolutions.com/blog/2007/01/07/198/telephone-cold-calls-no-mo...http://wedonotuse.com/The thing is to make them see they are wasting their time, money and resources calling
.