I'd love to see the skills requirement for Communication Director at the Office of Communication
1. strong lying skills
2. demonstrable experience mugging journalists by writing press releases appearing to solve a problem, but actually making it worse
3. expertise in avoiding answering a straight question
4. at least 10 years strong results gouging the consumer
5. ideally some experience of blatant fraud
6. thorough knowledge of ineffective regulation
7. desire to consult rather than act
8. accountability
not desirable
9. name and surname must characterise strength of consumer protection inclinations (Kip Meek
)